I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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