He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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