Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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