So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize
