How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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