yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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