he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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