Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
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