That's when you crack a 10am beer
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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