I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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