Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
