dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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