My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I love you. Go after that dick
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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