It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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