I can text with my tongue
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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