you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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