Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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