was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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