CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize