problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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