You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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