I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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