new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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