Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
honey bunches of taint.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Randomize