OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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