Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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