I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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