You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
