Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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