Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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