no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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