just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Randomize