Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize