it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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