Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
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