i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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