she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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