Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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