who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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