dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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