In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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