More tranny stories later!
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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