In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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