so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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