Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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