i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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