...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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