And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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