i don't like sucking hair
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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