Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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