Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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