He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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