It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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