Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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