i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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