Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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