You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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